DianaShane Warne talks dirty on Graham Norton
September 26th 2006 10:14
Graham Norton is a TV presenter who trades on his lovable campness and, often, extreme filthiness, though the critical consensus seems to be he sold out when he left Channel 4 for the BBC. Last night, Shane Warne was a guest on his show alongside Jackie Collins, Juliette Lewis and comedian Marcus Brigstocke.
His main contribution seemed to be snippets of him laughing (or very pointedly not) at the 'jokes' by the other guests. When he was allowed to speak though, he waxed lyrical about Jackie Collins' new book, where he got quite excited at the prospect of 'twisting' during a blowjob, a scene in it. Also, he told the story of how when he was 17 his headmaster used to cane his behind everyday, before Jackie Collins chimed in with comments about him enjoying it. The sexual tension was almost palpable between them, while he was more confused I think by Juliette Lewis. When he told the story of Glenn McGrath buying a hummer for the summer, Brigstocke told Warne to tell McGrath 'I think he's a dick'. Oh how they all laughed. Norton read from Warne's new book too(not the unauthorised biography previously covered on these pages) Very well dressed in a sharp black suit, he did ok, despite seeming slightly put off by the highly gay banter of it all.
One is almost reminded of the hugely embarrassing appearance made by David Campese on sports-quiz-lewd-comedy show They Think Its All Over, some years ago now. After being ribbed for something trivial by comedian Rory McGrath, Campo got very defensive and proceeded to list the sports that Australia were world champions in at the time. A dreadful silence descended over the studio as this strange man suddenly felt so insecure as to counter his teasings with serious, measured answers. The atmosphere was only broken when host Nick Hancock broke in to declare that 'netball's not a real sport'.
His main contribution seemed to be snippets of him laughing (or very pointedly not) at the 'jokes' by the other guests. When he was allowed to speak though, he waxed lyrical about Jackie Collins' new book, where he got quite excited at the prospect of 'twisting' during a blowjob, a scene in it. Also, he told the story of how when he was 17 his headmaster used to cane his behind everyday, before Jackie Collins chimed in with comments about him enjoying it. The sexual tension was almost palpable between them, while he was more confused I think by Juliette Lewis. When he told the story of Glenn McGrath buying a hummer for the summer, Brigstocke told Warne to tell McGrath 'I think he's a dick'. Oh how they all laughed. Norton read from Warne's new book too(not the unauthorised biography previously covered on these pages) Very well dressed in a sharp black suit, he did ok, despite seeming slightly put off by the highly gay banter of it all.
One is almost reminded of the hugely embarrassing appearance made by David Campese on sports-quiz-lewd-comedy show They Think Its All Over, some years ago now. After being ribbed for something trivial by comedian Rory McGrath, Campo got very defensive and proceeded to list the sports that Australia were world champions in at the time. A dreadful silence descended over the studio as this strange man suddenly felt so insecure as to counter his teasings with serious, measured answers. The atmosphere was only broken when host Nick Hancock broke in to declare that 'netball's not a real sport'.
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