Introverts are the most misunderstood people in the world. Everyone is constantly trying to convince them to get out and experience the world and everything it has to offer, but they would rather stay home and do their thing.
Thanks to coronavirus, everything has changed and everyone is now praising "social distancing" in order to keep the virus from spreading. That's why there's never been a better time to be an introvert, they have been preparing for this their entire lives.
Most people are going crazy because they're not allowed to go out, but introverts are celebrating this global health emergency by doing what they do best: Staying at home and socially distancing themselves from everyone.
Introverts have been doing this for years!!!— Windswept Joe (@windsweptjoe) March 12, 2020
Look whose suddenly the cool kids at the party now!
Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us. All events cancelled, we don't even have to go thru the trouble of flaking. No one is making random small talk or physical contact. Everybody minding their business. 🙏🏿— Chun E (@LIBGyal) March 12, 2020
Me, an introvert, learning social distancing is the only way to stop the corona virus: pic.twitter.com/s0gX0nZdxm— Anna Rasmussen (@arasmussen918) March 11, 2020
social distancing pic.twitter.com/0khfja6t2h— JP (@jpbrammer) March 14, 2020
government: [cancels mass gatherings cause of coronavirus]— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) March 12, 2020
me, a huge introvert: "oh darn"
Any other socially awkward introverts out there feel oddly aroused anytime anyone mutters the phrase “social distancing”? Asking for...myself. Obviously. 😔— Lynzy Lab (@LynzyLab) March 11, 2020
So "social distancing" is gonna save us all from #CoronaVirusSeattle.— Soozcat (@cosmicfunpalace) March 3, 2020
YAY INTROVERTS WILL SURVIVE AND RULE THE WORLD
Quietly, of course. But still.
ohh man i really wanted to go to your burlesque variety show too. it’s just this pandemic. no i was so stoked for the fire eater and the pasties with the tassels and the star trek themed striptease. it’s just, like. this coronavirus you know— rax ‘long live raccoon toddler’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) March 13, 2020
The media praise the people who stay home— Russian Memes United (@RussianMemesLtd) March 16, 2020
Introverts and gamers pic.twitter.com/Rn7NLKR6qk