Alright, maybe it's not fair to say they're seriously stupid. We all have bad days, brain farts, moments of fog and fatigue, right? Right. However, when the love of your life has one of those moments it can be irresistible not to share the hilarity. That deep belly laugh they invoke is just the sort of thing today's couples rationally turn to the Internet to share, and quite frankly we couldn't be more grateful.
I'm sure as you shake your head and laugh out loud, you'll also keep in mind that one time your partner looked at you like you had 6 heads and not a single one contained a brain cell.
That, or she understands too well.
What on earth?
D'awh, it's adorable.
I'm not going to stop laughing about this, either. But for those of you too young, this is the song.
Fair enough, Qui Gon Jesus.
"And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience" - J-Mart11
Oh no baby, what is you doin'?
Louie's is the 3rd cousin of Lowe's that nobody shops at.
To his credit, she could have made it even more explicitly clear. Because, men.
...Before or after the dog got ahold of it?
Innocent as heck.
"He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely." - ilachi21
That's very sweet, I hope some of them can be returned.
The irony was lost on her.
"My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'" - OnlyEightAreMilhouse
"I've heard of 'painting yourself into a corner,' but my wife took it a step further. I don't even know..." - power-cube
"I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole."
First of all, where on earth did she find this? Second of all, it's probably better this way because traumatizing your kids isn't funny.
I'm sure at a quick glance this could have been anything.
There's still time to learn.
"Asked wife to pick up some bleach while she was out doing errands. Her exact words after I looked at this like wtf was, 'it was a little pricey but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach.'" - jeffy983
Which one is the idiot here?
At least she tried.
I am not ready to believe anyone is that stupid.
ROOKIE mistake. *ba-dum-tiss.*
I bet she also insisted, "I'm not sitting on the remote."
Maybe she's just old school.
"My wife calls me in a panic and says: 'The helicopter light came on in my truck.'"
"Friend sends me pic of his new truck, my girlfriend wanted to know why it had a little waffle house in the back." - DerryDeez
Silly, very silly, boyfriends.
We haven't all been there but those of us who have understand her pain.
And he ruins it, but at least you got a hilarious story out of it.